collegehumor:

My Apologies to the Blind Man I Ran Into and Others
To the blind man I ran into on the sidewalk

I’m really sorry. There’s no good way to excuse hitting a blind man with your body. But I’m going to try. It was raining, I had my big furry hood on which blocked my peripheral vision and I was on a mission to get to shelter. When it was already too late, I saw what I now realize was your tappy cane in front of me. Seconds later I felt the full body check of a blind man against me. What I’m trying to say, in so many words, is that I was quite literally blind sided. But, look, I’m not here to play a game of he-said-she-said. I’m here to apologize. Even though it’s anyone’s guess what the right of way rules are on this one. Is there special dispensation for the blind? Probably. Does it change things if it’s raining and I’m in a really cute not-good-for-rain coat? Probably not. But regardless, I thought I’d be the bigger person and apologize. And I can do that without hesitation. Because there’s like zero chance you are reading this right now. Continue


He will never see this.

collegehumor:

My Apologies to the Blind Man I Ran Into and Others

To the blind man I ran into on the sidewalk

I’m really sorry. There’s no good way to excuse hitting a blind man with your body. But I’m going to try. It was raining, I had my big furry hood on which blocked my peripheral vision and I was on a mission to get to shelter. When it was already too late, I saw what I now realize was your tappy cane in front of me. Seconds later I felt the full body check of a blind man against me. What I’m trying to say, in so many words, is that I was quite literally blind sided. But, look, I’m not here to play a game of he-said-she-said. I’m here to apologize. Even though it’s anyone’s guess what the right of way rules are on this one. Is there special dispensation for the blind? Probably. Does it change things if it’s raining and I’m in a really cute not-good-for-rain coat? Probably not. But regardless, I thought I’d be the bigger person and apologize. And I can do that without hesitation. Because there’s like zero chance you are reading this right now. Continue

He will never see this.

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